http://www.cleverscampcamp.com/camping-carpet-tent/
are you bored?
i am, but this is funny. read it. and try it sometime. like now, if you can drive and have brave friends.
1. Get 24 packages of pads/condoms or anal itch creme and randomly put them in people’s carts when they aren’t looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
” ‘Code 3′ in housewares”…. and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.
6. Move a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you’ll invite them in if they’ll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
“Why can’t you people just leave me alone?”
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose
LMAO!!!! I should try those sometime. Those are really funny. I needed a laugh because I am in a bad mood because I am angry with my boyfriend right now, So thanks for the laugh and make more people laugh by putting more jokes on here. Thanks again for the laugh that I really needed!!! LMAO!!!!!!
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