Camping Jupiter

By Camper Calvin  

camping jupiter
Holmes and Watson go on a camping trip.?

They find a suitable spot at the edge of a beautiful oak forest. as evening draws in they dine on the finest roast pheasant with asparagus, followed by a few glasses of chardonnay.

As the evening drew to a close Holmes played softly on his violin until it was time to retire. Watson secured the tent closed and soon they where splendidly asleep.

Sometime during the course of the night, Holmes was awoken and he roused Watson from his slumber.” Watson,” said Holmes. ” Look out to the sky and tell me what it means to you.” ” Well Holmes, I can see that the moon is in it’s first quarter. Venus is at it’s closest to earth. Mars is rising over Jupiter and God is most powerful. Why, what does it mean to you holmes?”

” SOME B*****D JUST STOLE THE TENT !!!!”
For the dummies asking what the question is. …….. It’s a jokes and riddle site. Wise up pricks!!!
You’re still as stupid as ever George Bush!!

ahahaha! still funny! thx lolz :-)

Camping Brass – “Jupiter” from “The planets” (G. Holst) -fragment-


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