Camping Rhymes

By Camper Calvin 怀

camping rhymes
are you good with rhyme?

Baby shower?
Hope someone can help. I have been invited to a baby shower. Each guess has to write a rhyme on each presents and the new mum will have to guess what is instead if she wants to open the present without doing a forfeit.
I’m Italian and rhyme in English can be very tricky for me.. 
These is the list of presents I bought:
1) Toiletry (baby powder, massage cream, bobble bath, shampoo)
2) Trousers/t-shirt-hat-shoes green and brown colour (mum and dad likes the outdoor then the baby can wear these clothes when they go camping)
3) Pampering products for the new mum
4) Car sign (Superbaby on board)
5) Story book

Anyone good with rhyme can help?

1. To give baby a bath, you’ll need this stuff,
it’ll make his/her skin soft, never rough.
2. These will cover baby from head to toe,
making sure that no skin will show.
3. This will make mommy feel great!
She might even ask daddy for a date.
4. This will let other passing drivers know
when around this vehicle, it’s time to slow!
5. This will take baby to a make-believe place
read to him/her by a familiar face.

lol I had fun with that… Good luck on your rhymes. :)

Jacks ass Camping (FULL VID)


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