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Blonde, Brunette and Redhead go camping…?
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are out camping. Suddenly, the blonde has to poo, so she goes out into the woods with some toilet paper to do her business. Then the brunette and redhead decide to pull a prank on her. They skin a rabbit and decide to sneak up behind the blonde and put its guts beneath her as she’s going and see what happens.
So they do so, and after a while after returning to the campsite they hear the blonde scream. She comes back a while later and the brunette and redhead innocently ask what the matter was.
“Well, I pooped so hard that my guts fell out!” the blonde said. The brunette and redhead were about to burst out laughing when the blonde says, “But thanks to God and these two fingers, I shoved them back in.”
You made me throw up and very disturbed
camping and toilet paper
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